I just came back from a playoff baseball game, which my high school team unfortunately lost. The other team was huge (16 players) and the players themselves were huge as well... The game was great, both teams played really well, but when it came down to it-- we lost. Oh well, it was the farthest my tiny-ass high school has ever got, so most were happy. I dislike baseball, actually, it's incredibly slow. I'm actually the team's official scorekeeper, although I do overtime as team mom/chef/cheerleader/shoulder to cry on/ear to whine to. I got into the whole scoring groove doing basketball, which I enjoy because it's fast-paced and over in under two hours. Baseball, on the other hand, is just as good as the company you get while you watch. I don't want to offend any baseball fanatics or anything, it's just a little dull for me. Maybe I just don't understand its complexities.
The other thing I hate about baseball (although it's also true for basketball) is the umps. They're chauvinist, elitist assholes. Well, generally speaking. There's this ump that's also a basketball ref who's just gross. Whenever I see him at a game he makes a point to approach me, shake my hand vigorously (whilst looking unabashedly down my shirt) and then hands me his jacket with a comment along the lines of, "Will you hold on to this for me?" And I take it and hang it somewhere while the guys on the team look on at this guy, mentally screaming "SHE'S UNDERAGE, YOU SICK-O."
But none of us can really do anything because the coach says we can't talk to the refs unless it's on "official game business." But whatever.
That's one of the reasons I chopped off and dyed my pretty blonde hair dark red. I mean, I'm barely taken seriously as it is, let alone with long, luxurious blonde hair.
This song actually made me consider going back to being a blonde, just so I could fuck with people's heads. Hehe.


Cause I'm A Blonde (edited by me)
by Julie Brown

Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan (indicates tits)

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah…

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy:
"So what?"

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too

Cause I'm a blonde!
- posted by Carly @ 8:36 PM